The Jonas brothers suck
is this where it actually came from or
pool party at my house bring your own pool
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
i want a lewey vatton wallet
You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!
whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u
Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass
calling your friends like
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
hey girls check these out!
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*