stoned-levi:

gangstapayne:

liam1payne:

The Jonas brothers suck

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is this where it actually came from or

sleeve:

pool party at my house bring your own pool 

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

h0odrich:

trashabasha:

h0odrich:

i want a lewey vatton wallet

You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!

whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u

whorville:

Start a group chat then put your phone on vibrate and shove it up ur ass

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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telapathetic:

hey girls check these out!

telapathetic:

hey girls check these out!

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the f is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great